Suds Nords, boxers, liners en Vees

["Hans de Kok" <hdkok@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

What a great statement from John Hertzman, you must be an accountant (sorry
Wille) or have too much time :-)
I suggest all people on the digest should give you some more interesting
facts to calculate. How about:
the Alfanut examination: 

1. Calculate the total displacement (in liters please) of all Alfas ever
manufactured
2. Calculate the total amount of engine sparks of all alfas ever driven. Of
course you have to assume the average number of kilometers/miles times the
average engine speed etc. But that wont be any problem. 
3. Count the number of 10 mm bolts and nuts (separate figures please) on a
1974 Spider 2000 Veloce (European and USA version)
4. Calculate the total material costs of a 1994 Alfa 164, 
5. Count the number of Red Alfa Romeos
Some things i really want to know:
6. What is the average distance from all Alfa Romeo's to the factory in
Arese,
7. How many other cars have been overtaken by Alfa Romeo's the last 90
years
8. Like 7, but vice versa, how many times have Alfa's been overtaken.
9. Calculate the sum of all chassisnumbers and divide this by the total
weight (in kilo's) of all the Alfa's.

Greetings,
Hans de Kok
Sorry, i might be a little bit drunk, and i have just driven my Spider
(before getting drunk) which lately got a new clutch, master and slave
clutch cilinder and now shifts like a dream again. 

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