Computers

["Tink, Brian@CBR BSAV Mail" <Brian.Tink@domain.elided>]

Top 5 reason why computers are female

5.  No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

4.  Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory

  for future reference

3.  The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else

2.  The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as
"If
you don't know why I am mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell
you".

1.  As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half
your pay on accessories for it.


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