He did! But: 1) On TV, "Toilet paper talks"! (Cottenelle or Charmin!). 2) In Forest Gump, Tom Hanks shook hands with JFK, etc. 3) This guy looks pretty close. Maybe he's "The Colonel" from "The Waterboy"! ;->>>> 4) "Perception is reality"! ----- Original Message ----- : Hey, I thought the Colonel died years ago!!!!!!