BMW joke

[E30325is@xxxxxxx]

friend told me this one today, enjoy:

Once upon a time there was a horse and a young chicken who were good friends. 
They lived on a farmyard with lots of other animals and were very  happy.

One day, while they were playing near the farm's pond, the horse
stepped into a hole of quicksand. The horse rapidly sank and was yelling  for 
his friend, the chicken, to save him. The chicken thought for a minute, then 
ran away. The chicken ran back to the farmhouse, and jumped  into the 
farmer's 750i BMW. Luckily, the keys were in the ignition, and  the chicken 
managed to start the car, and
put it in gear. It raced over to the sinkhole, where the horse had almost 
disappeared by now. The smart chicken tied a rope around the back of the BMW 
and threw the other end around the front legs of the horse. The chicken 
hopped back in the driver's seat and stepped on the gas. Ever so slowly, the 
horse eased out of the quicksand and jumped to safety. The horse, still on 
shaky legs, stuttered: "You just saved my life: thank you!" The chicken just 
said, " don't  mention it - That's what friends are for!!"

They returned the BMW and went out to dinner together in the barnyard. A few 
days later, the horse got up from a good night's rest, and heard some muffled 
cries for help coming from the backyard.  The horse followed the sounds and 
came upon a terrible scene:  There was his best friend, the chicken, stuck in 
a hole of quicksand! The sand was already up to its neck feathers and the 
cries for help had almost stopped. The horse took a quick look around: No 
rope in sight.  And the farmer had gone to
town with his 750i.

What to do?

The horse took a deep breath and spread his body and legs out over the  hole. 
His member was dangling down right above the poor chicken. "Here, my friend, 
grab my thingie and I will pull you to safety!" With its last bit of energy, 
the chicken grabbed a hold of the big horse-thingy and the horse straightened 
its body, pulling the chicken from its trap. With one big step, both were on 
solid ground and safe. The chicken slumped down on the ground, exhausted:"Now 
you saved my life, my friend!!" The horse just smiled.

And what is the moral of this story???????.........


If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.


Kyle B.
NCC

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