paint balls and James Bond

[David Beatty <dbeatty@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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IMPRESSIVE.  Still, I hate to break it to that guy, but nothing on that
car is gonna attract the ladies unless they're spies.  Besides, doesn't
he know Bond drives BMW's now?  does it strike anyone else as absurd
that Bond drives a German car?  hollywood has no respect for custom (of
course, hollywood didn't get bombed daily during WWII).  Next thing you
know he'll be shooting a Ruger.  Sean connery would have demanded a
lotus if they wouldn't give him an aston. 

Surveillance cameras and missiles?  What ever happened to healthy
teenage male endeavors like sports, drinking, flatulence and the
constant, unsuccessful search for you know what?  I sometimes think mine
is the last generation that will pay into social security.  I'm not sure
whether it will be because the later generations will be utterly
unproductive or because they'll be so doggone smart they won't put up
with paying taxes entirely for someone else's benefit.  

All that said, I long ago conceived a fecal slinger for my motorcycle
for catapulting gifts at cages that pull out in front of me.  problems
are (1) the likely unbalancing effect of the recoil, (2) risk of riding
through the dispersed matter following impact, and (3) containment of
the ammo pending use.  Essentially, all the technical hurdles they
encountered with Fat Boy and the Enola Gay.  I'll let you know once I
perfect it, and what if any effect it has on overreving.  Expect to see
it in the next Bond flick if they can get BMW to allow the fitment of
such a device to a Roundel bearing apparatus.

Don't flame me.  I didn't hurt anybody, yet.

David D. Beatty

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