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Top 10 Things Mark Needs to Do To Get Taken Seriously


10.  Install your product in a few BMW race cars and have them win some races.

 9.  Figure out how to configure your emailer to lose the equal signs.

 8.  Sign up for any two of the following: remedial grammar, remedial
punctuation, remedial spelling.

 7.  Don't dis da Bubbas. They enjoy it too much.

 6.  Go away.

 5.  Hire a front man so you can concentrate on engineering and you won't
have to deal with the public.

 4.  When Popular Mechanics calls wanting to make ERAM the subject of an
article, don't do it.

 3.  Learn more about Motronics than any two Bosch engineers.

 2.  Unless the name you're dropping is Conforti, don't drop names.

...and the Number One thing Mark can do to get taken seriously...

1.  Next year, come to Gateway Tech and Oktoberfest and install ERAMs in
anyone's car who wants one, FREE.


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"A man's got to know his limitations." --Harry Callahan

BRAVO!!!, BRAVO!!!!
You The Man
Hey another great "List Award"
Scott, you get nominated for "You The Man" for cutting through
the bull shit and getting to the "Brass Tacks" (sp- im uneducated)
There is nothing wrong with verify first- give second- profit third!!!
- --Martin

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