The UUC Creed

[Duane Collie <drcollie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Bubba Chip E. <kudos> thought this up.  I thought it too good not to share.

Our lager,
Which art in bottles,
Rolling Rock be thy name.
Thy will be drunk,
At home as it is in Hooters.
Give us this day not too foamy a head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill and still charge us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager of the Bubbas, for ever
and ever.
Line 'em up, 
Barmen.


Duane Collie
SVR / UUC / Bubba

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