BMW Humor [yes, it is taste-less]

[Harvey Moyer <beezer68@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls
into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get
the farmer
to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he
drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around
the
bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the
horse, and
drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the
meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled
to the horse
to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he
stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and
pull yourself up."
And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't
need a BMW to pickup chicks.

Harvey
90 325i
bmwcca 152175

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