JOKE (wob but at least it has a Bimmer in it!)

[John Fountaine <jfount@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

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Hi all....

I just had to share this with the list!

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to play together.
One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog, and
began  to sink.  Scared for his life, the horse winnied for the chicken to
go get the farmer for help!  Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the
had gone to town with the only tractor.  Running around, the chicken  spied
the farmer's new BMW 7-series.  Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped
off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save  his friend's
life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive in the shiny B'mer, and managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.  After tying the other end to the rear
bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward, and with
the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the
two animals was cemented - best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the
chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out
to the horse to save his life!  The horse thought a moment, walked over,
and straddled the large puddle.  Looking underneath, he told the chicken to
"grab his thingie" and he would then lift him out of the pit.  The chicken
got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?  When you're hung like a horse, you don't need
a  BMW to pick up chicks.


John Fountaine
1995 525iA
(Sharked and loving it!)
(Brand new) BMWCA#159396
Golden Gate Chapter
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Hi all....


I just had to share this with the list!


<fontfamily><param>Geneva</param><bigger><bigger>On the farm lived a
chicken and a horse, who loved to play together.

One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog, and

began  to sink.  Scared for his life, the horse winnied for the chicken
to

go get the farmer for help!  Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for
the had gone to town with the only tractor.  Running around, the
chicken  spied the farmer's new BMW 7-series.  Finding the keys inside,
the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to
save  his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but
happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny B'mer, and managed to get
a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.  After tying the
other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then
drove slowly forward, and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the
horse!


Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and

the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between
the two animals was cemented - best buddies, best pals. A few weeks
later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink
and cried out to the horse to save his life!  The horse thought a
moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.  Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to "grab his thingie" and he would then
lift him out of the pit.  The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.


The moral of the story?  When you're hung like a horse, you don't need

a  BMW to pick up chicks.</bigger></bigger></fontfamily>




John Fountaine

1995 525iA

(Sharked and loving it!)

(Brand new) BMWCA#159396

Golden Gate Chapter

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