<WOB> Let's hear it for those blondes!!

[Milos Klacko <milos@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On a lighter note Monday morning:
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 A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as
  a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She
went
  to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any

  jobs for her to do.  "Well, you can paint my porch.  How much will you

  charge?"
  The blonde  said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her
  that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The

  man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
  husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
  house?"
  The man replied, "She should.  She was standing on the porch." A short

  time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're
  finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had
  paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached
in
  his pocket for the $50.
  "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a BMW"
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Milos

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