O'Fest Withdrawal Symtoms

[Duane <drcollie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I was lamenting to one of my Bimwad pals who happens to be a Doctor, that I
was suffering from some minor Oktoberfest withdrawals....so he sent me this
back in response.  This had me rollin'!!:

Duane C.

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Dear Ofest minor-withdrawal person,

OK, your SVR team trainer here.   Here's your RX:  crank the heat in your
house up to 110 degrees or so.  Go in bathroom, turn hot water on in shower
wide open.  Leave shower door open.  Sit on floor, do a few situps and
pushups to mimic changing tires etc at the track.  Hold wife's curling iron
to feet to mimic asphalt feel.  Glance at car magazine.

There you go!   You won't be having any withdrawal symptoms at any time
now!!

(No charge)

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