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Driving School Exam (humor)

>The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams by the
>California Department of Transportation's driving school:
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>  Q.  Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
>  A.  What for?  He can't see my license plate.
>
>  Q.  Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
>  A.  The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill people.  I do".
>
>  Q.  When driving through fog, what should you use?
>  A.  Your car.
>
>  Q.  How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
>  A.  Be too drunk to find your keys.
>
>  Q.  What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
>  A.  I'd probably be forced to drive unlawfully.
>
>  Q.  What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
>  A.  Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
>
>  Q.  What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
>  A.  The color.
>
>  Q.  How do you deal with heavy traffic?
>  A.  Heavy psychedelics.
>
>  Q.  What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
>  A.  Carry loaded weapons
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