not a babe magnet

["James Tyson" <jftyson@domain.elided>]

Sadly, I must concur with Mark Denovich.In 1992,in a moment of weakness(no 
,I wasn't drunk)I acquired an 82 Maserati Quatroporte.The beast(I think it 
weighed 4600 lbs) had a cream colored exterior with the most luxurious tan 
leather interior I've ever seen.The car had only 14,000 miles on it and 
looked and drove like a new car.I figured finally, I've got me a killer 
car...women will be attracted to my Maserati like bees to...well.... I was 
unaware of the fact that most of the drug barons portrayed on the 
then-popular Miami Vice TV show drove around in Quatrroportes.For the next 2 
years,whenever I drove the Maserati around Houston I was besieged by young 
black men who thought I was a coke dealer.They would literally climb out the 
windows of moving cars cheering and waving money at me.I had no choice but 
to listen to their requests because I had to drive with the windows down 
'cause the Maserati's AC was useless..kinda like an Alfa.Women paid 
absolutely no attention whatsoever to the QPorte.Sometimes life isn't 
fair....



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