The elephant and the mouse

[James_Tsakirgis/CAM/Lotus@xxxxxxxxx]

A man and his wife were driving through the country
(USA) on there way from New York to California.
Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop
at the next gasoline station and fill up.
About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station
and pulls over to the high octane pump.

"What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant.

"Fill `er up with high test," replies the driver".

While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's
looking the car up and down.

"What kinda car is this?" he asks.
"I never seen one like it before."

"Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up
with pride, "This, my boy is a 1995 Alfa Romeo 164 Q"

"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.

"Well," says the driver, "It has everything. It's
loaded with power steering, power seats, power
sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM stereo with a
10 deck CD player in the trunk, disk brakes all
around, climate control (with working stepper motor),
leather interior, digital instrument package, and best
of all, a 24 valve V6 with 210+ Bhp engine."

"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"

"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?"
asks the driver.

"That'll be $20.50," says the attendant".

The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off
a $10 and two $5's. He goes into his other pocket
and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up
with the change are a few golf tees.

"What are those little wooden things?"
asks the attendant.

"That's what I put my balls on when I drive,"
says the driver.

"Wow," says the attendant, "Those eye-talian
auto engineers think of everything!"

Have Fun !
Pass SUV's in the left lane..............

Jim T.

1991 Alfa Romeo 164 3.0 V6
1987 Alfa Romeo Spider Velcoce
1984 Alfa Romeo Sprint QV 1.5l
1987 Maserati Spyder Si (injected)

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