Mystery GTVs

[djbender@xxxxxxxxxxxx]

     ************** NOTE: The following is a JOKE and does not represent 
     the official opinion of the Alfa Digest.  etc. etc. ***************
     
     
     A couple of recent postings referred to sighting new-model GTVs on our 
     North American shores.  How can this be?  Here is my theory.
     
     I am personally convinced that our roads are slowly being taken over 
     by alien vehicles.  They come in at night on Black Helicopters, 
     piloted by Aliens in the service of the Trilateral Commission.  This 
     is all leading up to the Millenium, at which time we will wake up and 
     find all roads (including Highway 395 near Roswell) are packed 
     bumper-to-bumper with Oldsmobile Vistacruisers!

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