[alfa] What's going on in the other car forums?

["Timothy Leigh Rodgers" <timothy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Subject: What's going on in the other car forums?

 Bentley Forums 
 - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? 

 Camaro/Firebird Forums 
 - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
have a record and I ain't going back. 

 Mustang (Chevelle) forums 
 - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. 

 Monte Carlo forums 
 - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. 

 Civic forums 
 - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. 

 VW Bug forum 
 - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) 

 Yugo Forum 
 - - - When's the last time yours ran? 

 Lamborghini forum 
 - - - Wind noise around 210MPH 

 Miata forums 
 - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) 

 Chevy Tahoe forum 
 - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) 

 Pontiac Fiero forum 
 - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) 

 BMW 7-series forum 
 - - - Where to get service on my Rolex? 

 Cadillac forum 
 - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. 

 Chevy Suburban Forum 
 - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? 

 Buick Forum 
 - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? 

 Delorean forum 
 - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help.
I'm from 1985. 

 Crown Victoria forum 
 - - - How come people never pass me on the highway? 

 Honda Accord forum 
 - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. 

 Toyota Echo forum 
 - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? 

 Ferrari forums 
 - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast. 

 Porsche forums 
 - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? 

 Saturn forums 
 - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. 

 Jaguar forum 
 - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? 

 Mercedes forum 
 - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board? 

 Mini forum 
 - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics) 

 Dodge Viper forum 
 - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather? 

 McLaren F1 forum 
 - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. 

 Dodge Minivan forum 
 - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be? 

 Hummer forum 
 - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.


 Fiat forum 
 - - -Hello? Am I the only member? 

 Subaru WRX forum 
 - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. 

 Chevy pickup forum 
 - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck? 

 SRT Forums 
 "Will this void my warranty" 

 RX7 Forums 
 - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me. 

 DSM Forums 
 - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me 

 Supra Forums 
 - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. 

 Vette Forums 
 - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel? 

 Ford 2.3 forums 
 - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start! 





Timothy in Santa Barbara

'67 Alfa Giulia Super

'71 Alfa Giulia 1300 Super

'92 Alfa Spider Veloce

'78 Alfa F-12 Diesel Furgone (Van)

'55 Chevy Bel Air

'80 Harley Wide Glide
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